Dad

Anonymous

I’m in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don’t have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.

Orphan

Im not ur dad

Where did ur dad go??? cause i saw him at the milkshop oh wait there isnt one

German

Happy hitman

A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious he ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over they asked what happened and the German soldier said hail hit her

Orphan

Anonymous

Why orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm of the royal family.

Orphan

ig @m1.24z_

What does an orphan call a family picture Answer: a selfie

Orphan

Showy smite

My friend walk down street, wee wee on car

Someone

Anonymous

Someone asks a question Who Who asked Booom ur done xxx

Toilet

Anonymous

If I was a poo I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox

Horniness

Anonymous

I’m horny who else is ugh ugh papi harder

Boxer

Lauren

What do you call a Chinese boxer?

U lamb chow

Orphan

Monty mate

What’s a orphan favourite game?

GTA because there actually wanted?

Lol

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans have no home? Because they didn’t have a family to give them one.

Heart

Minotaur

If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World

Sister

Tara

So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”

Twin Towers

Anonymous

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew

People

You blind

Why can’t blind people read this? They can’t see

Bad

Anonymous

he never has a bad day cuz he wakes up on both side of the bed

Bad

Anonymous

he never has a bad day

because he always wake’s up on both sides on the bed

Difference

Stefania

A: What’s the difference between a toilet and a washing basin? B: I don’t know A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful… B: …