My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex, guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch
What is the difference between a broom and a mop? It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop
What is the worst part about making Asian girl squirt She charges you for extra sauce
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he’s for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says screw the women and children Joe Biden says do we have that much time?
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine". I only have one line.
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
Why can’t you take a black Asian guy golfing? because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break? Her Boner
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
Im so good at sleeping, i can do it with my eyes closed.
I have some jokes abput unemployed people, but none of them work.
The mom : "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road honey?" The dad : "Everywhere"
Your dad is so fat he walks past the TV I miss 3 episodes of South Park
What is the difference between Usain bolt and Hitler
Usain bolt can finish a race
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
