Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.
What's the first rule of Wank Club?
Don't shake hands with anyone else in Wank Club.
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"
Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"
The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:
"Fire!"
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?
Cremation.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
About one third less than for a regular bulb.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.