I’m in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don’t have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.
Where did ur dad go??? cause i saw him at the milkshop oh wait there isnt one
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious he ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over they asked what happened and the German soldier said hail hit her
Why orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm of the royal family.
What does an orphan call a family picture Answer: a selfie
My friend walk down street, wee wee on car
Someone asks a question Who Who asked Booom ur done xxx
If I was a poo I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox
I’m horny who else is ugh ugh papi harder
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow
What’s a orphan favourite game?
GTA because there actually wanted?
Why do orphans have no home? Because they didn’t have a family to give them one.
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew
Why can’t blind people read this? They can’t see
he never has a bad day cuz he wakes up on both side of the bed
he never has a bad day
because he always wake’s up on both sides on the bed
A: What’s the difference between a toilet and a washing basin? B: I don’t know A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful… B: …