Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who’s there not bob
i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked.
“I’m a Paralympian,” he replied.
“No, … hurdles.”
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.