Smoking

Popcorb

What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean

Friend

GPerri Milano

A young boy was talking to his friend about his family: " My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans and my uncle against the Argentinians.“ The friend replied: " It seems that your family can’t get along with anybody!”

Friend

Gi

A young boy was talking to his friend about his family: " My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans and my uncle against the Argentinians." The friend replied: " It seems that your family can’t get along with anybody!" GPerri Milano

People

GPerri Milano

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta they discussed about their hobbies. Churchill said : " I collect the jokes people tell me about me". “That’s a coincidence- said Stalin,- I collect the people who tell jokes about me.”

Orphan

Orphan GTA PRO

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.

Knight

Shag

What do you call a warrior that’s going to bed?

A knight knight.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a phone and a girl?? You can turn it off whenever you want

Cheetah

Joker?

My favorite species is a cheetah because

ima cheet-ah on the test.

Cry

HEY HEY HEY

Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

Hearing

Anonymous

Wanna hear a poop joke? Nah, they always stink

Orphan

Anonymous

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

Spell

Forest

Say traffic and replace r with h it sounds like… that thicc

Sadness

Villian

How many fingers am I holding? I’m not HOLDING any fingers.

Shooting

Mr. Nuclear hates hitler

So yall remember Hitler right? Ok so I own a gun with Nazi rounds, I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasnt invited, he said “did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?” Then I said “do you mean nein millimeter?”

Die

Anonymous

Steven hawking died

Planet

Not a robot

Bob: Hey bud remember we’re going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.

FAR

dora

your hairline so far back that dora the dora the explora cant explore it

Man

Random

People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says “A Scratch, Your Arm is off you body”

Puns

Anonymous

Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snowbank

Cow

Anonymous

What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.