Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To get to the STUDIO on the other side

Why was the rapper always on time?

Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"

What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...