Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.

The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.

I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.

He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!

When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.

The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?

They both kidnap Canadian women!

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.