Worst Jokes Ever
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
What do Somalians excel at in the US?
Welfare fraud.
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.
The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.
The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.
This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
How do you kill a tranny?
Misgender it to death.
Happy April Fool's Day.
I am the fool, now fuck me.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.