Worst Jokes Ever

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Anonymous
in Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball. Because they don't know where home is.

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

what is michael jackson's chemical? the HE-HE-lium.

Anonymous

How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams? She died

Sus

What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building? Hot wheels😎

barbie nuts
in Orphan

why did the orphan grow up to be a priest? so he could be called Father Les.

Anonymous

How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds? Kill her afterwards

Anonymous

chirs I just saw 5 fat people and you are one of them

oh yeah
in Orphan

pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they cant cry to their parents

Yassy
in Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan....an apple gets picked

Anonymous

Bro the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died and do you know the meme "No Bi***es?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

Anonymous
in Orphan

punch an orphan what are they gonna do: tell their parents?

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why do people love dating orphans? Because there always home alone

David
in Depression

What's the difference between me and a depressed kid at least I'm out of the grave.

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you know what, I know five fat people and your 4 of them

,,Hey,What does IDK mean?" ,,I dont know" ,,Okay,then i am going to ask someone else"

what's yellow and can't swim (a school bus full of orphans)

why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road (because it got stuck in a crack)