Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
"Just ditched a women. Feelin good!" -Techno
"When God sends me to hell...I want him to hesitate." -Techno
"Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense." -Techno
Fat person: "Hey, whats up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure"
The Twilight fanbase
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
W fr W
What do you call a nun on a bike? Virgin mobile
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the STUDIO on the other side
