Worst Jokes Ever

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorist have in common? “Here comes the airplane!”

What is the worst joke ever. It you .🫥

why cant orphan play baseball because they cant find home

What's the difference between and apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.

Use this roast.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes. When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home alone.

what do you call a nun in a wheelchair? the virginmobile

Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.

And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.

1 like = 1 more child in my fryer

Bethoven composed his whole life. What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! har har har har har har

Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 Jokes?

Answer; Because his mom is a whore!

Qassem Soleimani is so popular today. I mean he just blew up overnight

why are orphans good at dodgeball?

They can dodge adoptions

Y could you not see the guy in my dark closet the guy was black

When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid “ ohhahahhahhahahahahal

Lynching is just another word for "hanging around".

What is black smells bad and long? Line to social services.

How do you keep am Idiot I'm suspense?

Answer; I'll tell you tomorrow!

there should be kick an orphan" what are they gonna do? tell their parent?