what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy

little johnny got a dog without earsand then they invited their neighbours over. then they asked what was his name. the owners said " we did’nt name him anything because there no reason because when we called his name, he would’nt come."

What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo

Cutting-edge Technology

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.

whats the differences between an apple and a orphan? A apple gets picked

I have a joke about lazy people!

Actually… forget it… it won’t work.

What type of cake cant orphans eat… Home made

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked!

You’re as useless as Stevie Wonders eyes!!

I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller…

Me: Knock Knock Her:

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?

Because she’s dead.

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

Because she can’t hear the sea.

I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.

Whats the best way to remove gum from hair?

Cancer.

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why did the question come to life anser the addison subtrating times divided by and eqlise came to life and sqiched pages

Why can’t orphans work at scjonson………bc it’s a family company