Sea

Anonymous

what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

Hair

Anonymous

What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy

Little Johnny

little johnny got a dog without earsand then they invited their neighbours over. then they asked what was his name. the owners said " we did’nt name him anything because there no reason because when we called his name, he would’nt come."

Depression

AFellowPerson

What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo

Cutting-edge Technology

Flag

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

Sadness

Anonymous

I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.

Orphan

Rylee

whats the differences between an apple and a orphan? A apple gets picked

People

I have a joke about lazy people!

Actually… forget it… it won’t work.

Orphan

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked!

Wonder

Anonymous

You’re as useless as Stevie Wonders eyes!!

Helen

Anonymous

I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller…

Me: Knock Knock Her:

Helen

Anonymous

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?

Because she’s dead.

Beach

Anonymous

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

Because she can’t hear the sea.

Don

Anonymous

I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.

Hair

Whats the best way to remove gum from hair?

Cancer.

Math

Anonymous

hiiiiiiiiihihihi

Life

living maths

why did the question come to life anser the addison subtrating times divided by and eqlise came to life and sqiched pages

Orphan

Joe mama

Why can’t orphans work at scjonson………bc it’s a family company