What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean

A young boy was talking to his friend about his family: " My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans and my uncle against the Argentinians.“ The friend replied: " It seems that your family can’t get along with anybody!”

A young boy was talking to his friend about his family: " My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans and my uncle against the Argentinians." The friend replied: " It seems that your family can’t get along with anybody!" GPerri Milano

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta they discussed about their hobbies. Churchill said : " I collect the jokes people tell me about me". “That’s a coincidence- said Stalin,- I collect the people who tell jokes about me.”

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.

What do you call a warrior that’s going to bed?

A knight knight.

What’s the difference between a phone and a girl?? You can turn it off whenever you want

My favorite species is a cheetah because

ima cheet-ah on the test.

Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

Wanna hear a poop joke? Nah, they always stink

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

Say traffic and replace r with h it sounds like… that thicc

How many fingers am I holding? I’m not HOLDING any fingers.

So yall remember Hitler right? Ok so I own a gun with Nazi rounds, I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasnt invited, he said “did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?” Then I said “do you mean nein millimeter?”

Steven hawking died

Bob: Hey bud remember we’re going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.

your hairline so far back that dora the dora the explora cant explore it

People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says “A Scratch, Your Arm is off you body”

Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snowbank

What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.