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Friend

Anonymous

Friend: wana hear a joke

other Friend: sure

Friend: pussy

other Friend: i dont get it

Friend: and you never will

Man

Unknown

Hi gwen how is life!

A.Bad, lame, and suckish

B. Good, awesome and you are loved!

C. Perfect!

I’m guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man your such an asshole!

Prostitution

Anonymous

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients he performs fellatio on them

Difference

Anonymous

what is the difference between a stoner and a mexican Stoners have papers

Funny

Gwendlen Brown

Hi um okay…Knock! Knock! whoes there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key! Um…oh here another one! Okay…so sorry I type random things on these joke sites…anyway…okay. What is a book never written: Beutiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!

Sister

Anonymous

If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00 If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also polish you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob and if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is a canadian and polish with blond hair you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob but if you wanted to fuck him up the ass he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at a adult book store

Die

Anonymous

i took my brother vape and now he is on the ground gasping for air he acts like he is dying

Die

cletis

i took my brother vape and now he is on the ground gasping for air he acts like he is dying

Ex

ZoroFrom1Piece

Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

Kid

Anonymous

BofA these nutsssss

Orphan

ZoroFrom1Piece

Why does an orphan play mum and dad? Cuz they need self love

Depression

kill your self

The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…

Oven

#IB10

What was the thing that Beethoven used the most? THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)

Oven

Anonymous

What was the thing that Beethoven used the most? THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)

Oven

#CR7

What was the thing that Beethoven used the most? THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)

Baseball

D.K.

I bet China can be the best baseball team, they took out the entire world with just a bat

Neck

Anonymous

What goes Snap Crackle and Pop? A neck

Paint

Anonymous

How many children does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw.

German

Anonymous

what do you call a blind german…a not-see