Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Michael Jackson

What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.

Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?

To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.

What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.

Pedophile

What’s one good thing about pedophiles?

They drive slow in school zones.

Michael Jackson

Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

Michael Jackson

Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?

R. Kelly.

How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?

Push?! He fell...

Pride

What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?

Skittles.

I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."

"But why?" I replied.

"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.

"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson like?

Teabags.

Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?

A: Cum on your cousin's face.

Prostitution

What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

Swearing

What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.

What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?

They're both dangerous to children.

Morbid jokes

Q. What's the difference between an assassinated Healthcare CEO and Old Yeller?

A. I cried when they shot Old Yeller.

Michael Jackson

What did John Jay Smith say about Michael Joseph Jackson's death? NOTHING.

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!