Worst Jokes Ever
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
Oh, you need a lesbian joke?
Uhh... gimme a second....
Me???
He: "Do you know you have a space in your uterus?"
She: "How can I resolve this?"
He: "Get a Cancer!"
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.
So I turned off the lights.
I have a crush on my sister!
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.