Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama? A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
why did little johnny drop his ice cream? because he got hit by a bus
Your hairline is so far back, that if you were a backbencher in class and i was a germ sitting on it, i would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated infront of the class
What is a pedophiles favourite age range? 9 11
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed Will there be seconds
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of tittys.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed Where are the kids?
Why do dwarfs do drugs? To get high
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common? They are both legless
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in Bed I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia
what do you call a mexican with one leg? Border hopper
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco? Because every little bit helps
What did the cow say to the leather chair? “Hi Mom!”
Roses are red violets are blue Get over here So I can fuck you
