Why can't orphans play baseball. Because they don't know where home is.
what is michael jackson's chemical? the HE-HE-lium.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams? She died
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building? Hot wheels😎
why did the orphan grow up to be a priest? so he could be called Father Les.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds? Kill her afterwards
chirs I just saw 5 fat people and you are one of them
pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they cant cry to their parents
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan....an apple gets picked
Bro the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died and do you know the meme "No Bi***es?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
punch an orphan what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Why do people love dating orphans? Because there always home alone
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid at least I'm out of the grave.
you know what, I know five fat people and your 4 of them