Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!