Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

Twin Towers

These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.

Hairline

Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.

Twin Towers

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Disabled

Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.

Twin Towers

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Twin Towers

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.

French

There are only 2 things I hate in this world:

1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.

Twin Towers

Ummmm 67.

Homeless

One day I was walking next to a home less man and he was eating grass I asked him if he was hungry he said yes I said follow me you should of seen his face when I showed him my back yard 😂😂😂😂

Twin Towers

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Twin Towers

The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

Relationship

Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.

Twin Towers

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.

Abortion

Abortion is a difficult topic for me.

One hand I support it because it kills children.

On the other hand, it gives women a choice.

Dolphin

Why do dolphins live in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze!