Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his gaze is blank. The other hunter grabs his phone and calls emergency services: "My friend is dead! What do I do?"
The emergency dispatcher replies: "Calm down. I can help you. First, make sure he's really dead."
Silence on the other end, then a gunshot. Back on the phone, the hunter asks: "Okay, now what?"