Worst Jokes Ever
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.