Worst Jokes Ever
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?