Yours jokes
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!