Yours jokes

I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

How are Asians like a box of chocolates?

Either way, they’ll kill your dog.

"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."

"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends

Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

Why can't he say that?

Answer: He works at an orphanage.