Turnabout is Fair Play

My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."

So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.

Explanation

The joke plays on the common phrase 'You're next' said at weddings, implying the person will be the next to get married. The speaker turns this around by using the phrase at funerals, creating a dark and ironic twist.

Comments (4)

Bo

8 years ago

Supposed to be grandparents!! not friends

Death Reaper

8 years ago

LooooooooooooL call me messed up but this is something I would do

Sam Bortnick

8 years ago

Just like jefferey dahmers victims you butchered this

hitryme1

7 years ago

its meant to be the old lady next to me not friends

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