Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."
Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
Turn the Page
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The joke plays on the common advice to 'turn the page and start over,' often given during times of difficulty. The person interprets this advice in an extremely literal and dark way, humorously suggesting that the phrase could mean either coming out as gay or dying, both as drastic life changes. This highlights the individual's feelings of hopelessness, turning a general encouragement into an absurd, dark proposition.
Gwen
NOOO
LlamaBird
Well, I gotta choose one or the other. For now, I'm gonna stick with the gay portion.
Gwen
Ok