Yours jokes
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
You're overreacting.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].