Yours jokes
Y'uree: Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same.
Halyei: Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?
Y'uree: Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?
Halyei: Thank you, I suck dicks too!
Jarod: Are you Breya???
Halyei: No... do I look like that flying bastard???
Jarod: Ugh... no... baby, you're free to go!
Halyei: Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! Sorry for being an idiot. I really miss her. Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? No, I'm not gay! WHY!!!!!!! Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! Sorry!
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
Your love life.
How do you know your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
If you read this, your life is a joke.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
Daughter: So, I got my period.
Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!
Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?
Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.
Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)
Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.