Haunted House Job Offer

You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is sayin' you're so ugly, even scary places think you'd fit right in! They ain't scared of you; they wanna hire you! You're so ugly you would probably get a job at the DMV, the cemetery, or even congress! It's an insult, see? But, like, a funny one... if you weren't you.

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