CNN jokes

What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.

What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.

Chinese always proud of their principle in business.

The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."