CNN jokes
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
