CNN jokes

What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.

People claim that Trump has Russian ties.

FAKE NEWS!

All of Trump's ties are made in China.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."