Yours jokes
If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
Memes
My life rn
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What's your religion?
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!