Yours jokes

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"

Because he needs to pick your balls.

Do you know Candice?

Nope.

Candice dick fit in your mouth.

Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.

Son: Why, Dad?

Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.

Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.

Son: Why?

Father: You’ll need them there.

If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?

The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.

Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"

Me: power button.

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.

What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?

Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.

What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.

Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.

One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.

"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.

Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!

The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents, buddy."