Yours jokes
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Memes
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!