Yours jokes
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
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