Yours jokes
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
BEND YOUR FUCKING KNEE
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.