Yours jokes

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.

"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."

My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!

*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*

"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

The washer doesn't take loads for free.

A nickname to call your short GF:

Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok

How to escape your black school teacher in detention?

(Easy)

Turn off the lights!

There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.

Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.

You look sexy with that rope around your neck.

Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?

Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.