You're jokes
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...