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Orphan

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Memes

Doctor

I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.

Doctor

I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.

Bullet

A bullet is like an arrow.

Nothing can stop it from going through your head.

Stage

I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿‍♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭

Midget

This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."