You're jokes

Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!

Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?

Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.

You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!

Fuck you and your shitty family!

Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!

If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.

I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.

Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.

Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.

Your hairline looks like a car!

Balls in your jaws.

It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.

This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.

You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!