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You're jokes

Sex

  • When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”

    Yo mama

  • Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

    Dog

  • Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.

    Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?

    Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.

    Gunshot

  • When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.

    Candice

  • SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

    Candice everyone: Candice?

    Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

    Baldness

  • I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.