
You're jokes
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Your website.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
