You're jokes
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.
Your mom is a mom!
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.