Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you knucklehead. You think you're funny, huh? I've seen rocks with more charisma. So, the joke is about Peter, one of Jesus's main buddies. In the Bible, Peter denied knowing Jesus three times. Get it? So the joke is that he would be good on a basketball team because he can deny things, like deny a ball and deny Jesus, ha! It's funny because you expect people to help each other, and instead, the joke relies on a bad thing Peter did.