You're jokes
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.