You're jokes
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
I think I need to kiss your butt.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"