You're jokes
I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Me and your mom in the bed.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
Shut your goofy ahh mouth!
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"
The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"
He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."
Oof, you're gay!
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
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