You're jokes
What do you call your kids?
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
What is your favorite time of day?
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
You're a bish, and you are too!
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????