You're jokes
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Talk to me if you're online.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
I was at the club and then my dad walked up and said, "You're 15, why are you high and at the club?" So I ran. Then my uncle was at the car and took me home, so I was grounded. Then my boyfriend came because my parents went out and we had sex and we were very loud. My dad came home and walked in. He had my boyfriend pin me against the wall so my dad could spank me.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.