You're jokes
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS