You're jokes
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
A father of a young girl comes to meet the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried!
Your mama.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.