You're jokes

Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?

Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

What's it called when an orphan calls 911?

Operator: Hello, is your family okay?

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Operator: *bruh*

Your dad has a huge PP.

Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?

What did the magician do as a trick in his show?

Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.

Knock knock.

You: Who's there?

Your new father!