A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Orphaned Deduction
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth-brain. The joke is that the man figures out the kid is an orphan 'cause he ain't got no parents! Like, duh! You probably think mayonnaise is spicy, you absolute cabbage.