You're jokes

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

Your teeth are sponsored by gap.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

My friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: No.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because you are a joke.

Friend: Your life is too...

Me: :)

Friends :)

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!

You're adopted.

I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.