You're jokes

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.

Bully: *Bullies kid*

Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*

Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD

Orphan: :/

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

When your mum tells you to help your granny.

And you unplug life support!

Your family in a nutshell.

Oh, you're jealous now.

What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?

"Gene-ious!"

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

If you're a girl, please comment.