You're jokes

When your mum tells you to help your granny.

And you unplug life support!

Your family in a nutshell.

I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

Oh, you're jealous now.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?

"Gene-ious!"

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.

A letter to all Math:

Dear Math,

Grow up and solve your own problems!

2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!