It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Missing Hairline
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you goofball. This joke is saying the person's hairline is receding, like their dad went missing because he has no hair. It's like, two things are "missing" – the dad and the hair. You probably never noticed your own hairline receding because you're too busy drooling.