You're jokes

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

What kind of fruit can fix your toilet?

A plum-mer.

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

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For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.

What did one plane say to the other?

"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."

Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"

Mamma mia abortion clinic!

Your loss is our sauce.

Orphan: Can I go outside?

Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.

Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW

Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.

Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.

Whoever took my dildo,

I hope you're having a good time.

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔

Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!

"What is your number?" "Hi."

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.