What does a spy do when he's cold? He goes under cover.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What did the Dick say to The condom
Cover me I’m going in😚😏
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? -- Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
What did the penis say to the condom??
Cover me in going in
I hate wearing a mask in public
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue Grey it covers up everything.
How do You call an iPhone cover in Germany?
-An apple bag. 😜
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock
Big foot is just a normal person who covered himself in pritt stick and went down on susan boyle
why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket
what would you call a cover for your cock
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? -- A candy baa.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...a girl scout that got hit by a car
i saw a kid on the side of the rode covered in rags and asked if he was a orphan he said what gave me away i said your parents
Johnny is very attached to his parents, he asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks "whats that?"The mother replies "that's my garage" he looks up and asks what are those? The mother responds "those are my headlights." He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down "daddy whats that?" The dad replies "that's my car." He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tell his mother and she says "you can lay with me." He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed he gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving he looks under the covers to investigate and see's them going at it he then yells "mommy turn on you're headlights daddy's parking his car in you're garage!" *THUD*
2 people are under the covers. The man says "Quote the Beatles: Cum together!"
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine
