You're jokes
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.