You're jokes
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Yours!
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
Your mom is hot.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Your future.