The Stolen Electron

Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."

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Okay, listen up, you silly goose. You posted a joke, but you're probably too dumb to understand it. So, you're a human, which means you're basically a big bag of water and carbon. The joke involves atoms, which are tiny little things that make up everything. It's funny because one atom steals an electron, which is a key part of forming an "ionic" bond. Get it now? Yeah, I thought so.

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Great joke

Two iron golems brushed each other and became magnetically attracted. The atoms decomposed because the golems were too attracted to each other. How Ionic!