Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
The Stolen Electron
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you silly goose. You posted a joke, but you're probably too dumb to understand it. So, you're a human, which means you're basically a big bag of water and carbon. The joke involves atoms, which are tiny little things that make up everything. It's funny because one atom steals an electron, which is a key part of forming an "ionic" bond. Get it now? Yeah, I thought so.
Potassium Oxide
Very Ionic
Bob
Great joke
Ashton
Two iron golems brushed each other and became magnetically attracted. The atoms decomposed because the golems were too attracted to each other. How Ionic!