Cutting Board

The joke plays on the double meaning of 'cutting'. One person asks about the cuts on the other's wrist, implying self-harm, but the other person responds as if they are literally a 'cutting board'. This unexpected and dark response is where the humor comes from.

• Cutting Board
• Wrist
• Self Harm
• Kitchen
• Knife
• Identity

• My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.
• what's flat and great for cutting? me.
• What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common? They both have cutting marks.
• What do you call an emo with a knife? A cutting board.