You're jokes
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.