You're jokes

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Never challenge death to a pillow fight.

Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.

Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"

Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.

What are they gonna tell their parents?

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?

Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.

What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?

I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Your face makes onions cry.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

Guess the joke.

Your girlfriend.

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.