You're jokes

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"

In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

Isn't there a software company named after your dick?

Microsoft?

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"