You're jokes

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.

Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

Isn't there a software company named after your dick?

Microsoft?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Your mother.

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Your face makes onions cry.

Depression: Here, your mom just died.

Me: My mom is already dead.