You're jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.