What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Suicide Fail
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a kinda dark twist on suicide. Instead of successfully ending it all, this dummy messes it up 'cause someone didn't do their chores. And get this, their parents end up being the ones to off 'em. It's like, you wanna go, but you can't even get that right without your folks finishing the job. You probably relate because you're definitely a failure.