You're jokes

Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."

My career is worth more than your adoption.

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"

In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"

I think your hairline is too stupid.

Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

How fast is the speed of sex?

68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.

Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.