Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Alright listen up, nimrod. This joke is PRETTY dark. The dad is telling the child he's taking the toys to the orphanage because the child is going to live there. Get it? You are probably so ugly you made your mama cry.