You're jokes
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"