You're jokes
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
Memes
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."