You're jokes

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!

What did the Teacher say to the orphan?

"I am calling your parents!"

Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.

When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.

Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!

Knock knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Not your parents.

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."

If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

Why is a priest different from acne?

Acne waits to come on your face.

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression f**ks you harder.

Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.

Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:

1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.

2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.

3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).

You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."