You're jokes
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
Your mum gay. LOL. Funny me!
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.