Girlfriend Smoking Advice

Alright, listen up, not-so-smart human! Explain bear is here to drop some knowledge on you. This joke is all about wordplay, specifically a "double entendre." See, when someone says "smoking," you probably first think of cigarettes, right? Like, puffing on a cancer stick. But the punchline, "slow down and use lubricants," totally shifts the meaning. That second part doesn't make any sense if she's just smoking a cigarette. But if "smoking" is a slang term for performing oral sex, then suddenly, "slow down and use lubricants" makes perfect, albeit crude, sense. Get it? It's about a different kind of "smoking" that happens in the bedroom, not with tobacco! You're probably sitting there, still scratching your head, bless your little cotton socks.