You're jokes
Who is your mum?
An emo.
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
What do you call your kids?
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Your bitch has Covid-19.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.