You're jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.

Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Suck its cock.

I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

Person: You're so ugly.

Me: You ugly.

Person: I'm not a mirror.

Me: And I'm not your reflection.

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.

I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!