You're jokes

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Suck its cock.

I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.

I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!

Person: You're so ugly.

Me: You ugly.

Person: I'm not a mirror.

Me: And I'm not your reflection.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”

And then you die inside.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.

When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.

Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!

What did the Teacher say to the orphan?

"I am calling your parents!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.