You're jokes
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"