You're jokes
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
Your face is a joke.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What's your religion?
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!