My fortune cookie said, "Your existing plans will succeed." Not necessarily, since I'm suicidal...
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up buttercup. The joke is that the fortune cookie says things will be fine, but the person wants to kill themself, which would be a wrinkle in those plans! Get it? Prolly not...
HomosexualHazard
Forgot to add "good" between necessarily .-.
Anonymous
lmao i saw a tiktok that was like that thing you keep saying youre gonna do, do it yeah i dont think thats a good idea