You're jokes
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.