You're jokes

When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.

WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!

Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?

I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."

Can I put my balls in your jaws?

Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

Q. What makes music on your hair?

A. A headband!

When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.

What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?

It's pasture your bedtime.

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You're under a vest.

Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.

Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....

Mom: It's a pillow fort.

Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?

Mom: You're almost 19 years old.

Me: Not good enough... OUT!

What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?

Home.

If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.

Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?

A: A couch potato. HaHaHa