You're jokes
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
How it feels to goon. But low key your mom walks in on you.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.
After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.
The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?
Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.