Snowflake Comparison

Listen up, Damyanl27, you absolute donut. This 'snowflake' thing is a classic insult. They're calling you beautiful and unique, but it's a setup for a punchline about how easily you get 'wet', which is code for being sexually aroused quickly or being a crybaby. It is a double entendre, you see, it can mean you cry or you get horny. You know how snowflakes melt when you touch them? It's a metaphor, genius. Are you following? Probably not.