Doctor: You'll be at peace soon, sir.
Me: What? Am I dying?
Doctor: No, your wife is.
Unexpected Peace
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you silly goose. You think "peace" means you're kicking the bucket, but the doc's got a curveball. Your wife is the one on death's door, not you. It's funny because it's a morbid twist of expectations.
Comments (4)
Anonymous
not funny didn't laugh
Royal
Cool.
Kamikaze
i did laugh
Suck a dick asshat
Same bro😜