Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
You Jokes
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
