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Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A “Lickalottapuss”.
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
help people
What idiot said to Stephen Hawking, "You can't run before you can walk"?
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What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
When you go over a speed bump, but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone.
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.