You jokes
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.